The Meanderings of a Sleepy Head

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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(Source: sorry, via dalekitsune)

taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

(via dalekitsune)

the story of the cutest fucking couple ever

I see this girl is staring at her hand with the happiest fucking smile ever and her boy is looking at her a little confused and a little unsure and says ” are you sure you really like the ring? I mean it doesn’t have a diamond on it and I know usually engagement rings are supposed to have them… Do you really like it?” And the girl is still all smiley and full of marshmallow happiness and just says ” well your not a diamond” and just smirks as if to silently say and I like you just fine. And you can fucking tell this guy understood exactly what she was trying to say and just bundled her up in a hug and laughed.

I feel like I just watched a fucking real life romance movie. wtf why were they so fucking cute…

derselala:

thosegreenapples:

lyrangalia:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union

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